Jun 12, 2008

Best Employee of the Year! ...and a top SECRET! please don't tell anyone

So today I officially received a Michigan hat (with real gold"M") as compliment of 2008 Best Employee of The Year in Dining Hall category!!

What a great day!

Ok that was a lie...

In fact today was the first day I started to work (or to be trained) in dining hall and that hat is to be given to every employee...

But anyway I'm on my way to win the prize because I've done so many tasks today without causing any troubles.

First, I walked around like a supervisor to check out whether everything was in order...
ie to learn the working of dining hall...

Then I replaced a juice container in the juice machine...

Then I was the "food runner" wh0 ran here and there and in and out just to get the foods to the counter...

After a while I became the server who gave people chicken breast...

And I was upgraded to dishroom afterward...

So how's the dishroom? Oh I finally found the place where foods stolen from Africa are stored (or disposed)! Woo...what a strategic place as nobody will ever think that Michigan has a secret mission: to steal food from Africa and dispose it to nowhere (or somewhere)...

You can see plates and bowls of fully uneaten foods to be thrown into a mysterious state of the art machine which turn those foods to nothing...I wonder if they have a mission call: "send the foods to Mars for humankind's future nevermind the people in Africa now"?

And I wonder if they are trying to experiment whether mars has gravity or not because I saw a big red apple being thrown into the machine...oh no! then the future human have to learn Newton's 4th Law!!!! (4th law says the energy and mass of apple in Mars is still retaining the energy and mass it has in Earth, so it is still an apple...)

Actually I'm the one threw it...but I couldn't save it because they are so many people watching and I can't risk the chance to change the future...if the future Newton (in Mars) can't have the apple drop to his head he won't discover the 4th law...and humankind will be doomed...
and don't forget the employee award!

So after 2.5 hours my job is done!

And with that, I'm a fully trained employee and looking forward next mission! (wonder if they have any more?)
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5 comments:

  1. Kremlin DuskJune 12, 2008 at 10:49 AM

    =.=

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  2. twyeoJune 12, 2008 at 2:34 PM

    ahaha, what a trash.....ing....apple.

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  3. jiajiJune 12, 2008 at 11:48 PM

    hor!!!! so if in the future the student need to study Newton 4th Law, it's your fault!!!!

    if the apple get to send to Mars...then by that time u will receive another cap with the real gold M (M=Mars) for your huge contribution...then ppl will always remember u as u r the one who causes the future Newton realise the 4th Law!

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  4. waikhongJune 13, 2008 at 12:52 AM

    I should throw a durian next time...

    so everyone in future will love me :)
    no more Newton Law but Waikhong's durian law...

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  5. jiajiJune 13, 2008 at 1:23 AM

    haha, the Waikhong's Law is never use a durian to do experiment, or you will be remembered for decades...just because u are dead when the durian hit your head and your fragile scull is cracked...

    but you will always be loved by and remembered by Malaysians, die for durian! haha

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