Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label batman. Show all posts

Nov 4, 2008

Beware of Scammers!

This is real fun! There are scammers everywhere in the world.

And these scammers are stupid people. really stupid. Incredibly stupid and extremely stupid and don't deserved to be called scammers but idiots.

So the story like this: I want to sell my laptop so I post on Craiglist and Facebook Marketplace. Soon Michael Worns reply from Craiglist say want to buy. So I'm quite smart to search for his name and email then discovered he's a scammer. SO bye bye la, delete the email.

Then another guy email and another woman and another guy and another guy and another idiot message... (both Craiglist and Facebook)
And all their messages: Hi seller [hi buyer :) anyone calls people like that?], how's your day? eh my daughter go to West Africa la, Nigeria la...study there lo, so I want to give her surprise, a big surprise. So I will pay you extra to cover for delivery...and ho, I'll pay you by Paypal...[wah some give me extra $100, some up to $1000!].
Oh I need your name, email, address, paypal account no. bla bla...[some request to pay me check so need address to mail to me bla bla...]

And a few are very religious idiots, which open and end their message with may God bless you. Thanks but no thanks.

And hehe here's one from a Diego guy
Q#1.is this item still available for sale? Not for you
Q#2. How long have you owned it?
Q#3. a) Have you owned it from new?b) If not how many previous owner?
Q#4. Why are you selling it? stated d, can't read ah?
Q#5. In your opinion, what sort of condition is it? stated
Q#6. Any available photo? I posted 4 photos...is he blind?
Q#7.what year is this item manufactured?
Q#8.what is the final price?
Q#9.can you help me determine the weight? ...
Q#10.Will you accept a certified Cashiers Check OR Personal Check?
Q#11.Will have a friegth company that will be available for pick-up of the
item?because the operate 7:00am to 7:00pm mon-Saturday,I will like to know your full name and address included your contact phone number and your email address,So i can payment in timely manner. I'll like to have the response to these question in your earliest convenience.
[wah so many questions!!! why so serious?]

N:B,I want you [I don't want] to respond back to me direct through my e-mail box back to my
private box at(fred_diego@yahoo.com), Also you have to [have to?] get back to me such as:

NAME: Spiderman
ADDRESS: ask batman
CITY: Gotham City
STATE: STATuE of Liberty
ZIP CODE: 12345
PERSONAL EMAIL ADDRESS: hahaha@haha.com
PHONE NUMBER: 911

Hope to hear from you soon. bye bye, you will never hear from me

Regards,

Fred Diego.
Very stupid la they all, not qualified to be scammers. FYI: they say will send check to you or pay via paypal but actually won't because they will fake a paypal email, or say got problem with the check whatever...and you lost everything.

Oh, actually among those idiots there are a few relatively not that stupid because they put some honest-looking display photos to deceive people.

By the way, still waiting for buyer...

Jul 30, 2008

Real Horror Story!

Date: July 30
Time: 12.00am
Place: friend's house
People: 2 hosts (1 with us, 1 in his room); 1 unexpected guest; 1 regular guest; and me

Everyone was staring at screen, attentively watching the movie...light was off, room was dark...

suddenly, something fishy caught my attention! not the movie, not the screen. There's some dark shadow on the ceiling! surrounding the living room...and a sense of horror surged to my mind...is it ghostly ghost?

the black horrible object was flapping its wings, hovering the room and wait the chance to grab its preys!

With no further ado I asked my friends to look up (apparently they were too into the movie until never notice the danger) and I just ran out to escape! And I found myself nowhere to run as the black horrible creature are flying everywhere!

And I saw the door! The door of bathroom! Oh! rush in and bang! door closed! Phew...

Then my friends started to scream for help! And they had no place to hide but to stay...

The black creature (which then identified itself as batman) still hovering on the room and my friends were sitting on the chair motionless, clueless what to do...then me in the safe bathroom :) I saw febreeze so I sprayed Febreeze so that it smells nice.

Then my friends planned to move inside bedroom. They took the laptop, and all of sudden! Boom, all rushed to room and shut door! Oh not all, one rushed toward the door downstair and escaped from the haunted house!

Then the another host who was in his room wandering what's happening out there so he opened the door and when later IM with him, he told "then i opened door and saw it flew by"
He also mentioned "u all like gempa bumi"

As I was still in bathroom which I couldn't possible sleep in the bathroom which is not my bathroom so I opened the door and rushed down stair in just 1 second and escaped!

And for now I have no clue whether the unexpected guest staying in the host's room or they are planning to catch the batman or whatever...

what a scary moment haha. Actually it's not scary it's exciting.